Those who act the most confident may be the most insecure. Life is a bit messy sometimes. So do not be surprised if you discover a few spots on your dressed wardrobe. Cleanliness is a virtue. Focusing on personal needs this week coming will give you an unusual perspective of your current financial and physical health. You show wisdom in planning for your future needs and working to put aside pleasures with the aim to create a lasting wealth toward retirement. Enjoy the autumn foliage is a way to reach your dreams for security which together provide you and loved ones with true pleasures in life with no financial risk. Be patient and keep your eyes on the road ahead.
Have you ever wondered what is in your medicine cabinet? Really!? I mean some warn that driving can cause vehicle accidents. And what about VAPING? MARIJUANA? Yet, the various Governors and other politicians cry out to legalize them so their state treasuries can be stuffed with cash. Does it hurt or what affects do these have to do with the increase in auto accidents and hospitalization of users? Does anyone care?? Yeah, I do not choose to smoke tobacco products like cigars or cigarettes. And I sure do not ever intend to touch some of these HEMP type products that are unproven to be long term safe when ingested in liquid or pill form. They need to be tested for purity and safety with an approach toward real tests, not those based on a small testing of a particular age group. There are some products containing Hemp for many years that are skin lotions that do not appear to cause any harm but actually are beneficial to health but they are not consumed. I warned earlier that more testing needed to be conducted in an article I wrote and was called a “nut” by a responder who suggested my article inflammatory which I did not intend to create a backlash of those pamphlets that adorn my mail box repeatedly.
The comics were not interesting this week until Friday’s October 18th read. It proved that even cartoonists get a bit tired and unable to really get some excitement and message out to readers. Of course I could have simply made up my own version but the World Series distracted me I guess.
Garfield
Jon, Liz and Garfield find Jon asking “How long until dinner?” Liz says it will be ready as soon as the broccoli is done. “Gosh, how long does that take?” Garfield thinks: Hopefully long enough for the pizza to get here.
Blondie
Dag is getting his monthly haircut and is seen sitting in the barber’s chair as the snippers are getting ready to snip. The barber asks if Dag is enjoying the college football season so far? Dag says, “Yeah. You know I am.” The barber wants to know if Dag wants to bet as we do every year. Dag says it is getting boring if no bet. “How is this, Dag…..If my alma mater beats yours again this year, I’ll only chop off one of your cowlicks? Dagwood looks a bit perturbed suggesting to change their bet to a cup of coffee?
Pickles
We find the two love birds Earl in his chair and Opal behind resting on the chair back. She says: “I love October.” Earl asks, “Why? The weather?” She says “No.” Earl says, “Halloween?” Opal responds, “In a way….It’s the one time of year I can go to the store and buy a giant bag of candy and not feel like people are judging me.”
Hagar
Hagar’s son tells his Dad that his book on Vikings says that the God Odin placed on Earth beautiful people. Is it true, Dad? Maybe, but it doesn’t explain your Grandmother’s need for her cane to hobble about in her old wrinkled features!
Dilbert
Wally, your performance is substandard. Irritated by this put down in his review, he tells the boss that he either gets a good review or else or he’ll design a robot that will take your job and make you obsolete and in future ventures. “You could do that?” “I have skills but just don’t care to use them.”
Beetle Bailey
There is always a jokester in the army who enjoys pointing out the supposed stupidity of others in gest. “What’s that sticking out of your ears? Oh, I see, Zero! It is a quarter. Zero does not take kindly to this. “My uncle used to do that to me and I hated it!! Why? “When I need money, it never works!”
BC
Reaching the summit, his dream to set a flag on the hill top backfires. He says, “I claim this hill for the motherland.” As he brings down the spear on which the flag hangs, a horrible screech is heard at the bottom. Running off in the distance is Dino, the friendly dinosaur who steps on, overrunning his attacker.
Pearls Before Swine
Ever feel uncomfortable in having to present your essay in front of classmates? Well, Pig went to great lengths in such a dilemma with a sign brought to school. “And now a special message from Pig! He points to himself–DO YOU HAVE ANXIETY ABOUT SOCIAL GATHERINGS? DO YOU FEAR SAYING SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS STUPID?? Fear no more! I now present “HOLE IN FLOOR.” Now, if you say something dumb and BOOM–you are gone.” Where is Pig. He is gone. “I figure I can sell a hundred million.” Why was this not discovered and possible in our 7th grade class?”
Ziggy
Ziggy passes a sign from an out of work bum. “GUESS YOUR IQ $5.”
Rubes
“Open the door! Let me in.” “Not on my hair of my chinny chin.” Suddenly, the mail slot opens and a Gillette Razor falls on the floor.
Marmaduke
The cat’s King Tuts toys are missing and we see Marmaduke through the window as the cat sits on the window sill. It appears he was digging in the yard and left an unearthed patch of earth that once was covered by grass. Mother appears to solve the crime.
Jumble solution: Give It A Whirl.