If you were to summon all of your creative power, you will love the work ethic you shoulder.
Blondie: A knock at the door brings Dagwood who finds Elmo who asks Mr. B if Dag can help him with school assignment. Sure, Elmo, what is it? I have to interview someone who has a really cool job. Well, I’m flattered, Elmo and…Is Mrs. B at home or is she at her catering shop, Mr. B? Ugh is Dag’s facial expression. No…she is here. Elmo, c’mon in.
Pickles: RING! RING! Gramps answers the phone with his usual, “Go ahead, please. You’re on the air. There is a click on the other end. I get rid of a lot phone calls that way!!
Hagar: Grab your weapons, men!! We are going to raid NORWAY! Long line of negative thoughts follow…No Way! Forget it! Too dangerous! The place is full of VICIOUS VIKING WARRIORS!!
Dilbert: Our new politeness policy is having unintended consequences. I just spent the whole morning listening to Tina talk about her health problems. The company says it is rude to just walk away. How did you escape? I got lucky. She had a health problem.
Beetle Bailey: Hey! This cover is loose. You got into my nuts again! Otto thinks…I don’t even like nuts! I am so sorry, Otto. All the nuts are still in the can. Otto thinks…All I did was to lick the salt off!!
Dreams: I need your advice. About what? Well, last night she invited me over and asked me to go on a weekend with her. She wants to have an affair. Wow! You saved my life. I was stoned last night and when I woke up on the bed in my room, I was worried because I couldn’t remember anything about last night after those drinks at Barney’s.
A Dog’s Life: Fred, I just want to sit in my lounge chair for a short snooze. Fred thinks… That was a long 50 winks ago. Woof, woof! Time for our trot around the park.
The Family Circus: Why does the rain always show up when I have an outside play date she tells her little brother.
The Nightly News: Shut off the set. Tonight his topic… nothing but doom and gloom news.