Don’s Comic Review

  School is Open:  For better or worse, it is a frightening time for the new kids on the block. All in Grade Two line up here.  All in Grade One line up over there.  Bewildered lad seems lost and scared.  You’re in Grade One aren’t you?  Uh huh.  Then you are in the wrong line. She takes him by the hand and leads him to the Grade One line.  Grade One is in this line. Oh! Sorry, I’m not in line, Mrs. Kinney. I was helping one of the little kids.

Shoe:  You say you get up several times a night to go to the bathroom?  Yes. That’s a problem. It would be more of a problem if I stayed in bed.

Kids’ Chat Room:   How will I know when I stop growing?

Peanuts:  Typewriter is busy on the roof. “It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a shot rang out!  The maid screamed.  A door slammed. The lookout spots a pirate ship appearing on the horizon!” This twist in the plot will baffle my readers.

Hagar:  I just opened a savings fund for our son’s future.  A college fund?  No, a home improvement fund for a basement apartment after he graduates.

 

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