Thought of the Day – A careful appraisal of my lawn on arriving home convinces me the grass has grown an inch since it rained last night.
Aries – Your body is starting to show the benefits of health and exercise. Your results from efforts will inspire you to keep it up.
Garfield – Liz, I’ve ordered us an eight-course pizza meal! ( Ding-Dong!!) Really?! Wow! And here it is! It looks like four courses are missing. Garfield! Only you had access to the box. Garfield muses, HANDLING CHARGE !!
Blondie – Bumstead, I want you to go over every one of these contracts, even if it takes you all weekend. On the other hand, why don’t I just get the new guy to do it. Gee. I feel like I just won the lottery.
Pickles – Hi, Opal! How is your day going? Pretty good. This morning was a bit tough. A lot of whining and pouting. Nelson! Not me! She meant Grampa!
Shoe – Imagine our two buddies seated in the diner where the cook just gave them a cup of coffee. How’s this for irony? What? I disagreed about global warming with my girlfriend and she gave me the cold shoulder.