Aries – Small children become the person they want to be through imitation and assimilation. You will do the same in a more subtle fashion, adopting mannerisms and habits similar to the one you aspire to emulate.
Pisces – Everyone needs a cheerleader, a kindred soul to root for you regardless of the odds, to cheer for you whether or not you are winning. Cherish the one who keeps you from losing heart.
Pickles — I tell you this. The fridge hates me. Oh, Earl ! Don’t be ridiculous. You think every electric gadget in the house is against you. Well, darn it! Didn’t the toaster fling a flaming slice of burnt toast at me?
Blondie – Dagwood orders a bowl of oatmeal at the local family restaurant. Hey, Lou! This oatmeal is the worst I have ever gotten here. You breaking in a new cook? Shhh. Not so loud. My dear sweet mother is helping out in the kitchen today. She’s very sensitive to criticism. Oh! Sorry, Lou but this is still pretty bad tasting cereal. Tell me about it! I had to eat a big bowl every day when I was a kid.
Beetle Bailey – Why do you like Beetle so much? I just feel comfortable with him. So, do you take naps together? We’re not THAT comfortable!