Aries – When all is said and done, more gets said than what gets done! Silent, with razor like intention, do it. Don’t let others create arguments of your position. Be silent shows wisdom beyond words. She who talks too much, betrays self confidence in position facts.
Blondie – Hi, Mr. B. I thought you were going to hire us to rake your leaves. Hello, Elmo. I decided to rake them myself because I had nothing better to do and to get them out of the way. I’m surprised to see you out here while the chopped mega-celeb Cook-off is going on the tube. (With that Dagwood runs back into the house.) That was pure genius, Elmo! The trick is knowing how to push his buttons!!
Beetle Bailey – Chaplain, I’d like to talk to God like you do. When I try, I get no answer. Maybe you’ve been calling the wrong number. On the other hand, maybe you are experiencing liberal leftwing bias.